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This newspaper is a time machine, locked in around the time of two World Wars, one World Cup and a lost age when it was permissible to poke fun at Germans.
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German Travel
24. 03. 10 - 13:00
East German Las Vegas
AN Israeli company says it will build a 500 million euro super-casino to rival the gaming houses of Las Vegas in depressed former East Germany.
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Hi-de-Hitler tourism
HI-DE-HITLER tourism is all the rage in the country where it was once taboo to even mention the war. ... -
German Lederhosen travel ban
Germans have been told not to wear Bermuda shorts or Lederhosen when heading off to enjoy their summer vacation. ... -
Lenin or bust
Germany is to open a new museum dedicated to the torn down statues from Nazi and Communist regimes. ... -
Brewer's droop
Brewer Juergen Hopf is giving rivals stiff competition after inventing what he claims is the world's first libido-lifting erotic beer. ... -
Beer bottoms
A GERMAN shipbuilder has constructed the ultimate cruise liner for those who prefer to view foreign lands through the bottom of an upturned lager glas ... -
Third Reich tourism
IT' was once regarded as voyeurism of the dark side, the lure of history that dared not speak its name. ...
Chelsea Thugs Target Champs League Final
Anti-soccer thug police have warned that a hard core of violent fans are heading for Chelsea's Champions League final against Bayern Munich on Saturday - despite British police issuing more than 80 travel bans on suspected hooligans.
Old Banger
A cabbie whose gas-powered car exploded just after he'd fuelled up survived with barely a scratch when he was blown clean through the open window, say police in Schwabing, Germany.
Scared Stiff
A burglar fled an apartment in terror when he came face to face with the mummified corpse of the of a woman who'd died unnoticed five years earlier, say police.
Dirty Politics
A grandstanding politician came down to earth with a bump - when a 40 ton digger he'd insisted on driving overturned on top of him.
Ewe Brutes
Callous art students who planned to behead a helpless sheep are being investigated by prosecutors in the German capital Berlin over animal cruelty allegations.
Wedding Lift
A serial car crook found with stolen wedding presents worth more than 150,000 GBP has confessed to pinching them from cars parked outside churches and hotels.
Hot Cross Huns
Naked sauna-goers were among the two hundred guests that fled when a sauna and thermal spa resort in Fichtelburg, Germany, went up in flames causing 25 million GBP of damage.
Wedding Crasher
Boozed up Stephan Pfeifer, 20, was a real wedding crasher after wandering into a community centre attic space to find somewhere to sleep - and plunging 30 foot through the floor to land in a shower of debris in front of bride Annett Friedman in Unterfranken, Germany.
Off Their Trolley
Staff at a Kaufland supermarket in Duisberg, Germany, had to apologise to customers after thieves made off with their entire stock of 150 shopping trolleys overnight.
Piggy Back
Dad Lucas Bergmann who was burgled and his his kid's money boxes and toys stolen while the family were at a New year's Eve party has had the lot returned - complete with an apology note from the thief at Neufahrn in Bavaria, Germany.
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