Krazy Krauts, page 3

• Purr-Fect Crime
  A man who lured a pet cat into a trap with tinned tuna and then blasted it to death with a high pressure hose has been given a 10 month suspended sentence by judges in Munich, Germany.
• Pull The Plug
  Killjoy cops pulled the plug on motorist Steffen Eggers, 26 - when he used a bath to tow a pal down a road on their way to a barbeque.
• Flirty Temper
  Frustrated Lena Mauerer, 17, knocked a man cold with one of her high heels after he'd ignored her flirting all night at a party in Coburg, Germany, say paramedics. Victim Markus Sell, 20, was treated for head injuries.
• Trunk Road
  Baffled police rushed to a motorway in Olpe, Germany, after calls reporting an elephant on the road - and found a life-sized model of a tusker from a fairground ride that had fallen off the back of a carnival lorry.

• Flipping Funny
  Police have blamed the hit Disney children's movie Cars 2 for a spate of car tipping pranks across Germany.
• Back Pane
  A naked woman survived a 20ft fall to the ground from an apartment block after she fell out of a window when she leaned back on it during a sex session with her partner in Langenfeld, Germany, say police.
• Rail Sexy
  A couple aged 38 and 46 were arrested after shocked passengers saw them having oral sex on a tram in Markt Schwaben, Germany, say police.
• Ghost Busted
  Spooked cops couldn't believe their eyes when they checked their rear-view mirror - and saw a car being driven by a ghostly skeleton.

• Clappered In Irons
  Holidaymaker Torsten Scherer, 48, is facing theft charges after he was caught red-handed pinching an Alpine cow's bell from a herd in Schwangau,Germany.
• G String Vest
  Pervy Romanian shoplifter Bogdan Munteanu, 36, was caught red handed with 93 sexy red g strings stuffed under his jacket after stealing them from lingerie shops in Cologne, Germany.
• Legless Swimmer
  Boozed up Martin Bauer, 27, broke both his legs leg after breaking into an outdoor swimming pool for a midnight swim and using a water slide - not realising that the water had been drained for repair work at the pool in Augsburg, Germany.
• Party Plan Axed
  Party plans by German woman Jana Berg, 26, were given the chop when her angry neighbour Ulrich Dietrich, 58, complained about the noise then bashed her over the head with an axe at her flat in Remscheid near Dusseldorf, Germany.

• Toilet Break-In
  Two burglars who filled a lift with so much stolen loot that it jammed halfway sat it out for more than a day before finally calling for help in Wuerzburg, Germany.
• Thief Cleans Up
  Yvonne Schwartz, 36, was horrified when a thief jumped in her car and sped off as she unloaded her shopping outside her home in in Neuruppin, Germany - but she was more surprised when they bought it back the next day cleaned and washed - and with a full tank of petrol.
• Feeling Drained
  German driver Jan Achen, 63, drowned when he tried to fish his keys out of a drain and toppled into the narrow water filled opening, getting wedged head first in the pipe in Bielefeld, Germany.
• Nazi Gold Rush
  A gold rush has been sparked in Germany after a 77-year-old local priest claimed Nazi gold was hidden in the lake one hour away from Berlin at the Stolpsee.

• Advertising On The Web
  A German supermarket in Bexbach that lost out when it was closed for a week because a poisonous spider was thought to be on the loose is now cashing in - by using the spider to advertise.
• Slippery End
  A man who fell in love with a girl he met over the internet was left in a coma for five weeks after she dumped a chip pan of boiling oil on his head as he slept at his home in Dusseldorf, Germany.
• Drink and Drive In
  A drunk driver was caught when he fell asleep at the wheel in a drive in restaurant in Detmold, Germany.
• Wurst Thieves
  German thieves nicked 600 sausages and a bucket of mustard and ketchup as well as hundreds of buns from a sausage stand over night in Kiel, Germany.

• Neighbourhood watch
  Neighbour's Johann Keppler, 58, and Martin Baum, 56, came to blows after a row about another neighbour and his noisy sex with his wife.
• Double Trouble
  Police are questioning Tobias Daecher, 85, that ran over his wife - twice - as he tried to get out of a parking space in Bremerhaven, Germany.
• Bride And Gloom
  A lazy postman is facing the sack after he faked a signature on a package containing a wedding dress for a bride's big day - and then stuffed the parcel in the hedge believing the family would see it in Durbach, Germany.
• Brain Freeze
  More than 1,171 Germans munched their way through 9,000 portions of ice cream in a bid to create the world's biggest ice cream chain.

• Train Sleeper
  Drunk Kristian Berg was sleeping so soundly he didn't wake up even when a train ran over him after falling asleep on a train track in Schleswig-Holstein, Germany.
• Out Cold Case
  Shop lifter Bernd Wirtz' bid to outrun store detectives at Cologne in Germany ended when he glanced back to see if they were gaining on him - and ran into a concrete pillar.
• Mum's the word
  German Dieter Metzger, 37, has been jailed together with his mother after he tried to blackmail a supermarket - and she helped correct the spelling mistakes in his demand for 17 million Pounds.
• Dozy Parker
  Silly Parker Brigitte Koehler, 80, ended up with her car slotted in a parking space on its roof after this accident at Lueerdissen in Germany.

Chelsea Thugs Target Champs League Final
Anti-soccer thug police have warned that a hard core of violent fans are heading for Chelsea's Champions League final against Bayern Munich on Saturday - despite British police issuing more than 80 travel bans on suspected hooligans.

Old Banger
A cabbie whose gas-powered car exploded just after he'd fuelled up survived with barely a scratch when he was blown clean through the open window, say police in Schwabing, Germany.

Scared Stiff
A burglar fled an apartment in terror when he came face to face with the mummified corpse of the of a woman who'd died unnoticed five years earlier, say police.

Dirty Politics
A grandstanding politician came down to earth with a bump - when a 40 ton digger he'd insisted on driving overturned on top of him.

Ewe Brutes
Callous art students who planned to behead a helpless sheep are being investigated by prosecutors in the German capital Berlin over animal cruelty allegations.

Wedding Lift
A serial car crook found with stolen wedding presents worth more than 150,000 GBP has confessed to pinching them from cars parked outside churches and hotels.

Hot Cross Huns
Naked sauna-goers were among the two hundred guests that fled when a sauna and thermal spa resort in Fichtelburg, Germany, went up in flames causing 25 million GBP of damage.

Wedding Crasher
Boozed up Stephan Pfeifer, 20, was a real wedding crasher after wandering into a community centre attic space to find somewhere to sleep - and plunging 30 foot through the floor to land in a shower of debris in front of bride Annett Friedman in Unterfranken, Germany.

Off Their Trolley
Staff at a Kaufland supermarket in Duisberg, Germany, had to apologise to customers after thieves made off with their entire stock of 150 shopping trolleys overnight.

Piggy Back
Dad Lucas Bergmann who was burgled and his his kid's money boxes and toys stolen while the family were at a New year's Eve party has had the lot returned - complete with an apology note from the thief at Neufahrn in Bavaria, Germany.