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A pervert has gone on trial in Germany for raping his infant stepdaughter while her mother made videos of his crimes.
Daniel K., 30, began his assaults on the girl the night of her sixth birthday, a court in Darmstadt heard this week.
Prosecutors said his wife Janine, 30, did not go to police "as she should have done, but rather filmed the horror to satisfy the perversions of her husband."
Truck driver K. told the court that his lust for his stepdaughter "overcame him" when his wife was at work.
He confessed to making her watch porno films with her - and then attacked her. His wife, who is on trial for aiding and abetting him, filmed the attacks on her mobile phone and they stuck them in an Internet file they named 'Sweet Moments.'
In all they collected 15,000 indecent images of her and other children they shared with on-line paedophiles.
Their crimes were discovered last year when their daughter was sent to a child pyschiatrist for persistent bed wetting. Now eight, he has spent the last six months in a psychiatric hospital following the abuse.
Her two sister, three and six, have been placed in care. Police are trying to ascertain if they were also sex attack victims but no indecent images of them were found on the family computer.
A verdict is due in the case next Monday. Prosecutors are asking that they both be jailed for a minimum of ten years.
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