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13. 07. 10. - 18:00
A tornado spawned after a killer weekend heatwave in Germany has killed three people and left a trail of devastation across the country. Storm front "Norina" built up and ravaged large parts of Germany with hail, heavy rains and storm Monday night. In Weener, a 20-year-old woman was killed by falling tree parts when she was on her way back from the playground with her 2-year-old niece and 20 poplars were uprooted at once by the tornado. The child was only slightly injured. In Nordhorn a 47-year-old female cyclist walking her dog was killed by falling branches of a tree that was felled by the storm although she hid close to a building. In Cologne a 54-year-old female moped driver was killed when, according to the police, she sought shelter from the storm in an underpass - and was hit by a lorry. On the island of Dune, close to Helgoland, eleven people were injured, some of them seriously when the tornado that built up very quickly destroyed almost all the tents on the island. In Neuss the roof of a restaurant fell on a pickup truck that was functioning as a school bus. Around Neuss, police reported 70 emergency missions on Monday. A train in Neuss was hit by lightning and stopped dead. The train driver then locked the doors so that nobody would get out on the tracks and be injured. The Duesseldorf station was closed from noon on Monday as well. In Emsland and Bentheim alone, 500 storm emergency calls were received. Numerous pedestrians were hit by flying objects or branches. In Oldenburg the train tracks had to be closed down because trees had fallen across them. A fire brigade spokesman added: "It was like getting a month of calls in a single day."
How Boris Becker Was Brougt Low by Cheap TV stunt
Three-time Wimbledon tennis ace Boris Becker has been accused of making himself into a laughing stock by taking part in a cheap publicity stunt this weekend to promote his new book "Life Is Not a Game". The stunt included having a giant bow with two fly swats strapped to his head to play table tennis.
GRIN AND BEAR IT - Brown Bears At The Dentist
With toothache in choppers this size, these brown bears at a German wildlife park had every right to be a bit grizzly.
FORK THAT - Worker turns Fork Lift Into Jousting Lance
German police are investigating after a hyper market worker turned his forklift truck into a jousting device and attempted to spear a fellow worker after a row.
DIRTY THIRTY - Fake Euro Note Warning By Cops
A German corner shop owner saw some of his profits go up in smoke after he accepted payment for a pack of cigarettes with this non-existent 30 Euro note.
MURDER MYSTERY: Did Killer Confess in Novel?
Fugitive Norbert Wieland, 66, has been on the run since his girlfriend Bettina Polzer's body was found at her apartment in Furstenfeldbruck, Germany.
WHITE BLAM MAN - Brit Cheats Death By Seconds in Crane Smash
A British white van man cheated death by seconds in Germany when a falling 130 crane arm cut his truck in half.
UNTRUCKY BREAK: Thief Facing Justice
This smug looking truck thief will soon be facing justice - after speed cameras caught him fleeing the scene in Sarstedt, Germany.
NAZI SHOCK: Death Camp Victims Buried Beside SS Officers
Nazi death camp victims were secretly buried beside SS officers at a German World War II cemetery, outraged historians have revealed.
PICNIC BASKET BABY MURDERED - Baby abandoned in River Danube
A mother whose newborn baby boy was found dead in a picnic hamper with his throat cut is being quizzed by police in Regensburg, Germany.
WE ARE NOT EMU-SED - 7 Police Cars Chase Emu
Heavy handed cops gunned down a six foot tall emu after it escaped from an enclosure in Heimfeld, Germany.
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