This newspaper is a time machine, locked in around the time of two World Wars, one World Cup and a lost age when it was permissible to poke fun at Germans.
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07. 07. 12. - 10:00
Ears one bunny who finally got the point after driving fed up neighbours hopping mad eating their plants and vegetables.
Bodo - allowed to live wild by his owners - had run riot in Worme, Germany, where one fed-up gardener was driven to extreme measures to protect his carrot crop.
"I'm always chasing him out of my garden, he's a real pest. But when he turned up one morning I couldn't believe it when I saw a crossbow bolt sticking out of his neck," said neighbour Petra Jurss.
"It didn't seem to be bothering him but I called the police because it's terrible that someone could do this," she added.
Vets and wildlife experts managed to removed the bolt from Bodo's neck and say he is making a full recovery.
A police spokesman said: "We have interviewed several people but no-one is saying anything and nobody saw or heard anything. He isn't a very popular animal."
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GRIN AND BEAR IT - Brown Bears At The Dentist
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FORK THAT - Worker turns Fork Lift Into Jousting Lance
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DIRTY THIRTY - Fake Euro Note Warning By Cops
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MURDER MYSTERY: Did Killer Confess in Novel?
Fugitive Norbert Wieland, 66, has been on the run since his girlfriend Bettina Polzer's body was found at her apartment in Furstenfeldbruck, Germany.
WHITE BLAM MAN - Brit Cheats Death By Seconds in Crane Smash
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UNTRUCKY BREAK: Thief Facing Justice
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