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Snake in the Ass

Terrified Karina Schmoller, 28, fled screaming when a huge python cuddled up next to her bottom after slithering into her bed in Vorstetten, Germany.

Police say the 5ft long reptile had escaped from a tank in her neighbour's house.

German Herald



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