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29. 09. 12. - 12:00
A vicar who showed a group of eight year old children a body being prepared for burial as part of their bible class has been rapped by parents in Immensee, Switzerland.
The youngsters - taking a Holy Communion class - had just watched a film about death when pastor Martin Weick asked them:"Who wants to see the real thing.?"
One angry parent said: "My son came home and was acting strangely. We should have been told about it beforehand. He now has difficulties sleeping and is scared and has nightmares."
Rev Weick apologised for the stunt but claimed most children benefited from the experience.
"What I did was a mistake. But the woman had died a peaceful death.
"Her body was surrounded by flowers and one of the children even said she looked like Sleeping Beauty," he added.
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