This newspaper is a time machine, locked in around the time of two World Wars, one World Cup and a lost age when it was permissible to poke fun at Germans.
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26. 10. 12. - 13:00
Ski-whizz...These ice maidens on a new raunchy calender showing the girls waiting to teach the latest moves on the slopes are enough to melt the heart of any red-blooded sports fan.
Especially when beauties like snowboard teacher and two times world cup race winner Julia Dujmovits, 25, peel off their thermals to show off their twin peaks.
Artistic director Thomas Ebster gathered some of the most beautiful female instructors together on ski slopes from Lebanon through to Germany for the photo-shoot.
He said: "This year we have produced the calendar for the ninth time, and we travelled to the best skiing hotspots in the world, and made sure they were a bit hotter with our photo shoots.
Explained Thomas: "Some people criticize us for not showing enough skin but you see nudity all around you these days and we wanted to do something more tasteful."
The pictures were shot by Hubertus von Hohenlohe with ski teachers from 10 countries included.
And for the girls there is also a second calender - showing make skiing instructors and this year including five times ski world champion Marc Girardelli.
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