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01. 11. 12. - 15:00
A punter is suing a kinky S&M dominatrix for compensation - after discovering she was really a he.
The plaintiff - named as Michael Koller in court in Konnern, Germany, says he contacted 'Lady Gina' on the internet after becoming curious about bondage.
"In our internet chat, Lady Gina assured me that she was absolutely real and of course she was a woman," the 30-year-old victim told the court.
"But when I arrived, a man opened the door. I was held, pushed down the stairs, and was going to be locked in the cellar," he added.
The court heard that the punter managed to flee to a local kebab shop where he begged for help.
Restaurant owner Mehmet Solar said: "I was just about to close up, and he came in wearing a torn T-shirt and his trousers round his knees. He asked me to call the police."
But 'Lady Gina' - in reality 50-year-old Uwe Bayer - said: "It didn't happen like that, The client knew what to expect."
His lawyer Christian Stunkel told local media: "My client does not deny the events. But the imprisoning was part of the game that they had agreed upon in advance."
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GRIN AND BEAR IT - Brown Bears At The Dentist
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FORK THAT - Worker turns Fork Lift Into Jousting Lance
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DIRTY THIRTY - Fake Euro Note Warning By Cops
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WHITE BLAM MAN - Brit Cheats Death By Seconds in Crane Smash
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NAZI SHOCK: Death Camp Victims Buried Beside SS Officers
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PICNIC BASKET BABY MURDERED - Baby abandoned in River Danube
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