This newspaper is a time machine, locked in around the time of two World Wars, one World Cup and a lost age when it was permissible to poke fun at Germans.
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08. 07. 11. - 13:00
Batman won't be happy
with Batgirl after finding she had the batmobile confiscated by German police.
Batgirl, unmasked as British girl Abigail Crawford, 35, from Buckinghamshire, had decided to drive the batmobile to Europe but was stopped at the Nuerburgring race track. The trip had been organised to raise cash for charity and as a farewell tribute to a dead pal.
German police stopped the batmobile, a modified black Ford, because the welded on batmobile modifications were a danger to other road users.
A police spokesman said: "She was allowed to continue on her way after the modifications were removed. They could have beheaded a pedestrian if they had been in a collision or flown off if the car went fast.
"She said next time round she'd make sure her batmobile had the flying modification added so she could avoid trouble with traffic police."
Police said the trip was dedicated to murdered High Wycombe man Jourdan Griffiths who was stabbed to death.
After the batmobile had been returned to a norm acceptable to German traffic laws - it was allowed to continue on to Prague.
How Boris Becker Was Brougt Low by Cheap TV stunt
Three-time Wimbledon tennis ace Boris Becker has been accused of making himself into a laughing stock by taking part in a cheap publicity stunt this weekend to promote his new book "Life Is Not a Game". The stunt included having a giant bow with two fly swats strapped to his head to play table tennis.
GRIN AND BEAR IT - Brown Bears At The Dentist
With toothache in choppers this size, these brown bears at a German wildlife park had every right to be a bit grizzly.
FORK THAT - Worker turns Fork Lift Into Jousting Lance
German police are investigating after a hyper market worker turned his forklift truck into a jousting device and attempted to spear a fellow worker after a row.
DIRTY THIRTY - Fake Euro Note Warning By Cops
A German corner shop owner saw some of his profits go up in smoke after he accepted payment for a pack of cigarettes with this non-existent 30 Euro note.
MURDER MYSTERY: Did Killer Confess in Novel?
Fugitive Norbert Wieland, 66, has been on the run since his girlfriend Bettina Polzer's body was found at her apartment in Furstenfeldbruck, Germany.
WHITE BLAM MAN - Brit Cheats Death By Seconds in Crane Smash
A British white van man cheated death by seconds in Germany when a falling 130 crane arm cut his truck in half.
UNTRUCKY BREAK: Thief Facing Justice
This smug looking truck thief will soon be facing justice - after speed cameras caught him fleeing the scene in Sarstedt, Germany.
NAZI SHOCK: Death Camp Victims Buried Beside SS Officers
Nazi death camp victims were secretly buried beside SS officers at a German World War II cemetery, outraged historians have revealed.
PICNIC BASKET BABY MURDERED - Baby abandoned in River Danube
A mother whose newborn baby boy was found dead in a picnic hamper with his throat cut is being quizzed by police in Regensburg, Germany.
WE ARE NOT EMU-SED - 7 Police Cars Chase Emu
Heavy handed cops gunned down a six foot tall emu after it escaped from an enclosure in Heimfeld, Germany.
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